Investing Terms for Dumbasses: Barney Style Edition

Before I started getting serious about my finances, I thought the term “diversify your portfolio” was just some term a lot of fancy nerds used to sound smart to their buddies. I didn’t know shit about money, but along the way I found that most financial terms are actually really fuckin’ simple concepts. Fast forward … Read more

Minimalism: Stop Hoarding Useless Shit and Actually Get Ahead

Most people are stuck in the same dumbass cycle: payday hits, you buy a bunch of random shit you don’t need, and two weeks later you’re broke again wondering why you are having a hard time building a fuckin’ savings account. Newsflash — it’s not because you’re underpaid, it’s because you’re hemorrhaging cash on garbage. … Read more